True but thats because hes a fetus.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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