the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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