ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Randomize
