its not stalking. its research.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
