Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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