Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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