ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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