Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Couch. On fire.
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