You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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