Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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