At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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