im six kinds of drunk right now
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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