He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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