I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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