So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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