your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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