shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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