Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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