He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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