I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
