I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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