He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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