FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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