It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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