How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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