you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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