I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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