How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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