Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
FUCK WHALES
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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