Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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