ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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