Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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