I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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