whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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