Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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