The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Drunk is not a location!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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