dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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