I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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