my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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