Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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