I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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