Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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