How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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