he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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