Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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