I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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