just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Randomize
