he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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