bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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