At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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