he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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