just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
