tell your sister to shave her snatch
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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