I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
you made out with another girl for some wings
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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