God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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