The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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