singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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